Controversial Article #3
There is something that I really need to let out. Since there has been a shitload of controversy surrounding the last few posts, why not cause some more? The following is an issue that I am confronted with everytime I go out, be it the Shithole (Tudor), out shopping, pretty much anywhere really. Now, regular readers of this column, you'll find that I may sound a bit hypocritical. But if you pay attention to what I'm about to say, I'll warn you now, the issue of how you naturally look and what you wear to give you your look are two different things. So here goes...
Why must people wear clothes that don't suit them?
First example: (Tudor is one of the main places where you will find this type of person, but is not exclusive to) Fat chicks wearing size 10 clothes (for all the yanks reading this, a size 10 in Australia is the equivalent to about a size 4 over there). Because you wear size 10 clothes, it does not make you a size 10. I can understand that if you are a fuller figure person, it is a little bit harder to get noticed when you are out on the prowl. But dressing up in clothes that show every fat roll and every bit of celulite on your body is not a pretty sight. Yes it will get you attention, but it is not the kind of attention that you are looking for. And it is not just males that will be commenting about it - women can be just as nasty in their judgments when it comes to clothes. There is also a belief out there that large women are allowed to wear extremely short skirts. Listen ladies, if you want to accentuate those elephant legs of yours, especially to highlight the celulite that starts at your knee caps and doesn't finish till your neck, go right ahead. But please remember to stay home when you do so. There is nothing worse than going shopping/clubbing and seeing fat chick in outfits that reveal far too much. More so when out clubbing, because these women are pissed most of the time and think that they are shit hot. GET A MIRROR YOU IDIOTS!
Second example: Chicks wearing shirts/dresses and forgetting to put their tits in them. Okay, so it's not a completely bad thing. But I believe that if you leave something to the imagination, the mystery is more sexy than some skank that just has it all hanging there.
Third example: Goths. Enough said.
Fourth example: Hipster jeans, yes they are are out people! Get over them! There is nothing worse than seeing a person in hipsters bending over and displaying their underwear to the world. There has been one time (where else but Werribee Plaza, shopping with my good friend Amanda) where the hipsters were so bloody low, you could the the top half of Tasmania sticking out above this girls jeans - not pretty.
Fifth example: Socks are made in pairs, if people were meant to wear a different sock on each foot, they would be sold individually.
The point of the story is this. Dressing up in clothes that make you look slutty and/or cheap is not the way to grab attention. Even if you think that the attention that you are getting is all positive, because people are looking at you, think again. If I see someone that dresses up all slutty, I would have a low opinion from the word go. I believe that the way you dress and present yourself is a reflection of your character. If you dress like a slut, people perceive you to be one. First impressions suck, but we all make them. I would rather have a average looking chick with a great sense of style than have a hot chick that dresses trash. Think about it next time you go clubbing ladies (and gents), just because you don't have to see how bad you look when you go out, there is to make the rest of us see it.
Why must people wear clothes that don't suit them?
First example: (Tudor is one of the main places where you will find this type of person, but is not exclusive to) Fat chicks wearing size 10 clothes (for all the yanks reading this, a size 10 in Australia is the equivalent to about a size 4 over there). Because you wear size 10 clothes, it does not make you a size 10. I can understand that if you are a fuller figure person, it is a little bit harder to get noticed when you are out on the prowl. But dressing up in clothes that show every fat roll and every bit of celulite on your body is not a pretty sight. Yes it will get you attention, but it is not the kind of attention that you are looking for. And it is not just males that will be commenting about it - women can be just as nasty in their judgments when it comes to clothes. There is also a belief out there that large women are allowed to wear extremely short skirts. Listen ladies, if you want to accentuate those elephant legs of yours, especially to highlight the celulite that starts at your knee caps and doesn't finish till your neck, go right ahead. But please remember to stay home when you do so. There is nothing worse than going shopping/clubbing and seeing fat chick in outfits that reveal far too much. More so when out clubbing, because these women are pissed most of the time and think that they are shit hot. GET A MIRROR YOU IDIOTS!
Second example: Chicks wearing shirts/dresses and forgetting to put their tits in them. Okay, so it's not a completely bad thing. But I believe that if you leave something to the imagination, the mystery is more sexy than some skank that just has it all hanging there.
Third example: Goths. Enough said.
Fourth example: Hipster jeans, yes they are are out people! Get over them! There is nothing worse than seeing a person in hipsters bending over and displaying their underwear to the world. There has been one time (where else but Werribee Plaza, shopping with my good friend Amanda) where the hipsters were so bloody low, you could the the top half of Tasmania sticking out above this girls jeans - not pretty.
Fifth example: Socks are made in pairs, if people were meant to wear a different sock on each foot, they would be sold individually.
The point of the story is this. Dressing up in clothes that make you look slutty and/or cheap is not the way to grab attention. Even if you think that the attention that you are getting is all positive, because people are looking at you, think again. If I see someone that dresses up all slutty, I would have a low opinion from the word go. I believe that the way you dress and present yourself is a reflection of your character. If you dress like a slut, people perceive you to be one. First impressions suck, but we all make them. I would rather have a average looking chick with a great sense of style than have a hot chick that dresses trash. Think about it next time you go clubbing ladies (and gents), just because you don't have to see how bad you look when you go out, there is to make the rest of us see it.
posted by Matty Zees at 5:23 PM
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