Controversial Article #1
What is it with women's magazine's? My sister comes home this afternoon and my mother and her are skimming through the articles (read: naked men) through the sealed section. Then come across a sex tips guide and start reading, taking mental notes as they go.
My question is this. Why is it that women feel the need to publish tips in magazines to enhance their sex lives? Now don't get me wrong, it's probably a good thing that women are going out of their way to spice it up a bit, by reading about new... er... um... techniques. But every woman that I know has this idea in her head that they already know everything that needs to be known when it comes to satisfying not only herself, but also her man.
If women know so much, why go out of their way to purchase a sex guide, which they obviously don't need? How many men are there out there that go out and buy these sorts of things? Absolutely none. (Stick flicks and magazines of similar topics don't count - as everyone knows that they tell a story of some description. We have all heard about the poor lonely nurse that went out looking for love, and ten men and a couple of women later, found it)
I may be the only one that feels this way, but I believe that most men don't care about the advice that these trashy mags give, based on two reasons. Firstly, what works with one woman, will not necessarily work on another. Secondly, most guys, if they like the person that they are sleeping with enough, they will make enough of an effort to learn what the best way to satisfy their woman really is.
If women followed the same example as guys, not only would they save a shitload of money, as they would not have to but these mags. They may also find that the key to a great sex life is not by studying the habits of nymphos that are paid heaps to write about their exploits in trash mags, but by the one thing that women crave most... honesty and communication with their partner.
My question is this. Why is it that women feel the need to publish tips in magazines to enhance their sex lives? Now don't get me wrong, it's probably a good thing that women are going out of their way to spice it up a bit, by reading about new... er... um... techniques. But every woman that I know has this idea in her head that they already know everything that needs to be known when it comes to satisfying not only herself, but also her man.
If women know so much, why go out of their way to purchase a sex guide, which they obviously don't need? How many men are there out there that go out and buy these sorts of things? Absolutely none. (Stick flicks and magazines of similar topics don't count - as everyone knows that they tell a story of some description. We have all heard about the poor lonely nurse that went out looking for love, and ten men and a couple of women later, found it)
I may be the only one that feels this way, but I believe that most men don't care about the advice that these trashy mags give, based on two reasons. Firstly, what works with one woman, will not necessarily work on another. Secondly, most guys, if they like the person that they are sleeping with enough, they will make enough of an effort to learn what the best way to satisfy their woman really is.
If women followed the same example as guys, not only would they save a shitload of money, as they would not have to but these mags. They may also find that the key to a great sex life is not by studying the habits of nymphos that are paid heaps to write about their exploits in trash mags, but by the one thing that women crave most... honesty and communication with their partner.
posted by Matty Zees at 9:35 PM
1 Comments:
Matty I never got a chance to even look at the articles, I was sitting there admiring the photographers artwork, yes matt those pictures of Dan MacPherson were pure art, when Mum ripped the magazine from my hands and eagerly unsealed the sealed section.
Do not implicate me in this, i was not the one "learning" techniques, all i was doing was merely looking at the centrefold...
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